my grandma is in town and when I look at the three generations I can see that were all butt people. but they also all have big boobs
im glad I just have the one thing and I get to sit on it and like every chair is a good chair
would you be surprised if I told you that when I was a kid I spent a lot of time trying to do telekinesis??
one time my mom asked me to varnish a piece of furniture and I told her if she ever asked that again I would make her varnish into thin air
everyone who keeps talking about how ugly they feel after watching Victoria Secret fashion show im lookin at you weird
next birthday I want one of those realistic looking infant cakes
and im just gonna film myself eating it with a knife alone until it’s all gone
im gonna wear a gown and lipstick